As a nod to my deep cultural roots, please allow me to share my newly discovered favorite Haiku of all time (sorry E.R., this has bumped you out of first place for the moment. Please post yours in the comment, though, because I would love to re-read it. And yes, this is a test to see how long before you read this and reply.)
Please also remember that I am probably one of the few 53-year-olds who still has a yen to rollerskate.
And now, courtesy of Bill Slowsky, the turtle from ComCast, whom I just discovered today because I do not watch television:
In what world is it
Okay to wear rollerskates?
Take those off your feet.