VITAMEATAVEGAMIN!
"Hello Friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are your tired? Run down? Listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all of your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a big tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty, too. Tastes just like candy. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow. That's Vitameatavegamin."
3 comments:
That's what I need! I do love Lucy.
--ER
Yeah, I know what you mean! I see him turning to dust right before our very virtual eyes! Poor Dr. E.R. I hope she has a Dustbuster handy.
Pbthth. :-)
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