Saturday, December 18, 2004

Don't think about it

Q.: What weighs 2,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?

A.: Cinderelephant, of course!

I told E.R. this silly little joke yesterday and warned him not to think about it during his graduation. Can't wait to hear how it went.

See, my dad told me this one when I was 9 and told me not to think about it. Um.... that was 40 years ago. HAR! Does that mean I have a memory like an elephant or is there just some sick psychological game involved when you tell someone not to think about something?

Anyway, I still like the joke. Here's another one. It's a little longer:

Q: How many elephants can you get in a Volkswagen?

A: Four.

Q: How do you know when an elephant has been in the refrigerator?

A: Footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you know when two elephants have been in the butter?

A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in the refrigerator?

A: You can't shut the door.

Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in the refrigerator?

A: You hear their VW going "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

Well, I'm off to a cleaning challenge. I have a couple of hours to work before calling my friend to check in and compare notes. We haven't done challenges for a while but today is a good day for it. I've got some intense cleaning to do today and the time to do it.

Later, I hope to write about a matter of home economics. See ya!


FrenziedFeline said...

Oh, hardy, har, har! ;)

Can har-dly wait for the home ec blog. :)

Erudite Redneck said...

But what I really want is ... a hippopotamus for Christmas!