It's come to this... An old friend of mine, someone I've known since I started working for the newspaper in the mid-1970s, has stooped to this.
She started out as a copy messenger while still in high school. Always had a bright smile on her face; always maintained a positive attitude, even when wrestling alligators three times her size. Heck, the girl played football in high school! That should tell you something about her spirit.
But now. Well. *sigh* Just look, and take pity on my ol' pal. I imagine she'll still get a chuckle out of you.